So, I broke my tooth...completely across...half way up to the root. The dentist said he'd never anything like it :)
How did I do this you might be asking...well, late night drinking mixed with bicycle riding mixed with a head-on collision with my buddy will give you a broken tooth, fat lip, and road-rash.
So, I had to have a root-canal, take anti-biotics, and will eventually have to get a crown...life lesson, don't ride a bike drunk :)
But, if you were to ask me if it was a "good night"...I would say "HELL YES!"
Back from my vacation in Costa Rica!! Had an amazing time! Rented a car, drove the country side, went horseback riding to a waterfall, went ziplining, walked through rainforests, saw a couple volcanos, sat on the beach, smoked cuban cigars, drank rum consistently, swam in the ocean...perfect trip!!
One day I'm gonna open a bar on the beach down there...have a Tom Cruise in "Cocktail" kinda thing goin :)
Seriously though, I had an amazing time down there...everything about it was great! Can't wait to go back!
I will say though, it's good being home...you have know idea how much I missed talking to you guys and gals on the radio! If there was only a way that I could do my show from the beach :)
Here's a pick I took on the side of the road down there...gorgeous drive!
Well...it's Monday...and it's snowing like a bitch out there...here's some fun things to do in the snow:
- Snowball fight
- Naked snowball fight
- Snow Angels
- Naked Snow Angels
- Sledding
- Naked Sledding
- Build a snowman
- Build a snowman naked
- Write your name in the snow with your pee
- Get someone to eat a yellow snowcone
I grew up reading Calvin & Hobbs, favorite comic strip ever. I always read it when I need a little pick me up...And my brain has tried to kill me on numerous occasions...usually it involves booze and not a sled though :)
Thank baby Jesus the weekend is here!! Hopefully you had a good week...mine was a bitch, to be completely honest. Well here are some things to laugh and get your weekend started off right!
BEVIS & BUTTHEAD IRL
SNOOKIE FROM JERSEY SHORE W/OUT MAKEUP...CAN'T BELIVE I'M SAYING THIS...BUT NOT BAD
STEVEN SEA-GULL...LOL! NOW THAT'S FUNNY!
HELL YES IT IS!!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!! Don't do anything I wouldn't do :)
Well, the new year is underway and all in all, it's been pretty good...It started off a little rough...the first day of the new year I had a wicked hangover and the brakes on my car went out. But, besides that it's been peachy.
I didn't make any resolutions this year, not because I'm lazy...well, yeah, because I'm lazy...
A lot of people reslove to lose weight, or quite smoking, or read a couple books...those are all good...but I think if you're gonna do a resolution, you should make it a badass one. So here is a list of badass resolution...I think you should add a least one to your list of resolutions:
- Wrestle a gator
- Win a hot dog eating contest
- Get shot with a tazer
- Play Edward 40-Hands three nights in a row (if you don't know what Edward 40-Hands is, look it up)
- Skydive naked
- Pose nude for an art class (I've done this one already)
- Hug a porcupine
- Slap at least 10 dirty hippies in the face
- Hit one of the cast memebers of Jersey Shore with your car
So, there ya go...a list of badass resolutions for you to try.
Happy New Year everyone, I hope you have a kickass 2012!
Ahh, Thanksgiving...a day where we stuff our faces with turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie, & what ever else is put in front of us. A day where we kick back with a beer and watch football. A day where we unbutton our pants and take a midday snooze. But most importantly, Thanksgiving is a day where we take time to be thankful.
Here's what I'm thankful for:
Family
Friends
My Health
My job
The men & women in our Armed Foreces
Music
The delete function on my computers history
Miller High Life
Dollar Stores
Short skirts on women in the spring time
Football
Low cut blouses
There are a ton more things that I'm thankful for, but this will do for now :) don't foreget to take time out tomorrow and remember what you're thankful for!
Well, I figured it was time for me to finally post something on this page...today I'm gonna keep it short and sweet cause it's Friday and I'm extremely hungover. So here are just some funny pics to make your day better :)
Jessica Simpson has really let herself go...
It's always funny when kids fall :)
Honestly, who hasn't taken acid & thrown their poo around?
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